Employee Offboarding Checklist for Small Teams

The last day is when everything breaks — because at a small company, offboarding is an event with no owner. Big companies have HR run a process; a five-person team has whoever remembers. This is the checklist that makes the leaving boring: start it the day notice lands, revoke in blast-radius order, get the hardware and the keys back before the cake, cut the mailbox over before the farewell email, and re-check two weeks later when you find out what only they knew.

1. Day zero: the kickoff happens when notice lands, not on the last day

2. Access revocation, ordered by blast radius

3. Devices, keys, and badges come back before the farewell coffee

4. Mailbox and calendar cutover on day zero, not day minus-one

5. The knowledge that doesn't stop being needed

6. Money and admin loose ends (the ones that surface in month two)

7. When the exit is not amicable: the hostile-variant sequence

8. The two-week-after check (where offboardings actually get verified)

9. The one-page version (print it, tape it inside the offboarding folder)